The Perfect Man

So, being on the dating scene is whole 'nother kinda crazy trip... I won't bore you all with my various trivails but I will say the next man who tells me that he is looking for his 'queen' - as though he is royalty (which I don't believe in or give any credence to anyway), or the men who are looking for their frickin' 'rib' - as though he is not complete in and of himself, and finally the men who are looking for their 'proverbs 31 woman' - if you have never read it or need to familiarize yourself with it then please do. Everyone needs a woman like her, heck I want a woman like her myself, oh, yea, there is no such woman... Wull, if the fellas are looking for their Proverbs 31 Woman then I am looking for my Proverbs 32 Man! Here he is:

A Proverbs 32:10-31 Man

The Noble Husband

10 who can find a husband of noble character? For his value is far more than diamonds.

11 the heart of his wife safely trusts him; so she will have no lack of success

12 he does her good and never evil all the days of his life

13 he finds household repairs to complete without being harranged and keeps her car clean and well maintained

14 he is like an expert import/exporter, he brings her coffee, perfume and shoes from oversees

15 he gets up before sunrise and ensures that his refrigerator is full of nutritious food for his family with enough for any hungry friends and guests

16 he considers a rental property and negotiates a good deal on it; from his profits he invests in college funds for the children

17 he works out and stays fit never indulging in smoking or excessive drinking

18 he makes every effort to buy quality. He does not turn out his light at night until he knows that his household is secure and that his family is safe

19 he can multitask and never sits idle in front of the television

20 he extends his hand with something in it for others especially the needy, yes, he reaches out his hands to any he finds with a need he can fulfill

21 he does not worry about bad weather coming because his house is in good shape, he has emergency supplies and knows how to survive in tough times

22 he dresses tastefully; his clothing are good quality, well made

23 his wife is known around the city, she walks with her head held high secure in his love and respect for her

24 he is a craftsman and makes a handsome profit from the pieces he produces, he is a supplier of much needed parts to local businesses

25 strength and honor are his clothing; he will rejoice only when it is time

26 he opens his mouth with wisdom and on his tongue is nothing but kindness

27 he keeps a close eye on his household and does not give in to laziness

28 his children get up in the morning calling him blessed; his wife also, and she praises him

29 many sons have done well, but he exceeds them all

30 charm is deceiving and handsomeness fades, but a man who knows the Lord, he will be treated with dignity and respect

31 give him some of what he has made and let his own works praise him around the city.

Wull, what about a Proverbs 31.5 Man?